The Twilight Movies

These are the movies that are made to make guys suffer. They take our scary manly monsters, like vampires and werewolves, and make them all soft and caring. Than just take all the rules that are associated with them and break them. VAMPIRES BURN A VERY PAINFUL DEATH WHEN EXPOSED TO THE SUN, THEY DO NOT TURN IN TO DIAMONDS!!!!!!Than unless we want to take a lot of cold showers we are forced to endure the cinematic destruction of our manhood.

Now when you are at the theaters, remember the man rule, don't judge other guys for trying to get in his woman's pants. Cause in the end that is only reason a man is at the theater to see these movies.